This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill. This is a serious situation. COUPLES CRUISE IS BACK ON THE WEST COAST!!

Get in now before prices start to rise!




This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill. This is a serious situation. COUPLES CRUISE IS BACK ON THE WEST COAST!!

Get in now before prices start to rise!

October 3rd-7th, 2017.

We couldn’t be more excited to see Bob, Tess and the awesome CC Team bringing it to Cali and we want you to be a part of it. Come with us for the real ‘Love Boat’ experience, with a spicy twist.

This one is guaranteed to sell out and you must get in early. We were on their last West Coast Couples Cruise and had an absolute ball, meeting so many amazing, sexy couples. Will we see you there this time?


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It’s a quickie, 4 nights, but it is more than long enough to get down to some sexy fun with the best cruise team in the business. One port day and the rest sea days, which means you can be naked for longer as we are not restricted by the prudes in the Port Authority. But if you want to make it a week long Lifestyle Vacation, you can combine it with Naughty in LA, an old concept made new. Think Naughty in N’awlins with that cool, sexy Cali vibe. I am officially in heaven.


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Norwegian Pearl is our Naughty Ship and home to all the exciting, erotic and arousing activities that is synonymous with Couples Cruise

Before we go any further, I must let you know of the special discounted pricing. The first 10% of each cabin category sold attract the greatest discount, then the next 20% cost a little more and this progresses until all rooms sold. Standard in all cruiselines and airlines, capacity pricing is just how it is, so I urge you to CLICK HERE TO BOOK NOW and pay the deposit to secure your cabin and worry about the details later.

If you book now and cancel before November 3 2016, you get a full refund less $75pp. What I’m saying is, If you book after November 3 you will probably pay a lot more than an extra $75pp so best to get in early for the largest savings. Want to bring a 3rd, or even a 4th? You can! (It’s just a little extra) These are the lowest prices offered for Couples Cruise for the last 10 years!!

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Expect to be seriously entertained on this Couples Cruise. As with all cruising, you can do as much or as little as you desire, but just in case you think you may get bored, here’s a few of the activities/features on board:

Clothing option pool deck

Sexy adult entertainment (both ship entertainment and our guest entertainers bought on specifically for you)

Seminars, Workshops & Demonstrations (Tantra, BDSM, Rope Bondage, how to take sexy photos, communication, sexual health, better orgasms with the experts, doctors, sexologists and sex therapists)

Meet and Greets

Theme Nights

Sexy Parties

EDM and Disco

Phenomenal Playrooms

Loads of Bars & restaurants


Body Painting

Fabulous people

Great food

And a lifetime of memories.


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The Haven


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Suites within Deck 14’s “The Haven” (a keycard-access-only suite enclave) share a private courtyard at the top of the ship, complete with a covered plunge pool and private hot tubs. Residents of The Haven’s suites, which include Garden Villas, Owner’s Suites, Family Villas and Penthouses, all share private elevator access to their exclusive top-of-ship quarters. All Haven suites also include butler and concierge services, luxurious bath amenities and living and dining areas.

Passengers booked in suites (penthouse and higher, including those outside of The Haven) can have breakfast and lunch in Cagney’s, with a special menu designed just for them, with items like crab cakes and eggs Benedict for breakfast and blackened snapper sandwiches for lunch, served in the swanky atmosphere of a private club.


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There are two suite categories outside of The Haven complex, with no access to Haven spaces. A penthouse with large balcony runs anywhere from 342 to 578 square feet, and accommodates three to four people. Choose from decks 8, 9 or 10. (Note: The Owner’s Suites and Penthouse Suites on Deck 10 have balconies that are completely visible from the bridge above. Any indiscretion that takes place out there is subject to being viewed by a range of officers — or any visitors to the bridge.)


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Mini Suites




At 272 to 285 square feet, the 134 mini-suites offer a small amount of additional interior space and a larger balcony. They also have full bathtubs. All mini-suites are located on Deck 11 and accommodate up to four people. These rooms feature sofas, which can be converted into beds, and the same outdoor furniture as standard balcony cabins.


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Balcony Cabins



Balcony cabins are 200 to 205 square feet, including the balcony. These cabins also have small sofa beds, which can serve as third or fourth berths. Balcony cabins are located on decks 8, 9 and 10. Two blue mesh chairs with a tiny table are located on the balcony.


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Ocean View




Cabins with a window are located on decks 4, 5 and 8, and run 155 to 161 square feet; choose from porthole or picture windows. A family option, with Pullman beds, sleeps up to four passengers.


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Interior Cabins


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At 138 to 143 square feet, interior cabins are located on all passenger decks: 4, 5, 8, 9, 10 and 11. Family inside cabins sleep up to four, with the inclusion of Pullman beds. A small desk with a stool as well as a table and chair are in the room. A closet, three drawers and shelving should accommodate two adults’ luggage on one of the ship’s many short itineraries, but might be a bit challenging with more than a few days’ worth of stuff.


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There is a different theme for each night of the cruise. There are also sub theme’s for dinner. Dressing in theme is a great way step away from the mundane, everyday reality and indulge your fantasies. This Couples Cruise, the theme’s are designed with the key elements being sexy fun. Go as extravagant or as subtle as you like and if you don’t do theme nights, then just sit back and enjoy the show.


Day 1 – Embarkation Day

Boarding theme: Team Jersey.

This is a great way to break the ice and see which state (and indeed country) your fellow cruisers are from. Don your favorate team colours, sporting outfit or team shirt and have some.

Dinner Dress: Casual

Because not everyone will have received their luggage by dinner time (most will), day 1 dinner is generally a casual affair.




Theme Night: Tropical Night

To get you in the vacation spirit, think tropical and wear your favorite tropical dress, Hawaiian shirt, Tommy Bahamas, linen or tropical pants. Make it sexy if you like and let your imagination run wild.



Day 2 – Sea Day

Dinner Dress: Formal

Every night is generally dress to impress, but you can go a little further tonight. If you want a long sexy dress matched with you man’s tuxedo, you can definitely do it tonight.

Theme Night: PJ Party

Our second night at sea will feature our sexy and tantalizing Pajama Party! Ladies, this is your chance to flaunt that sweet and sassy lingerie. And guys, you’re not getting off that easy! We expect to see your jammies, too – so strut those silky boxers or your best briefs. Being sexy is not a requirement; maybe you’re in the mood for some footed pajamas, pajama bottoms or even a onesie featuring your favorite supper hero. You can even choose to have matching couple PJ’s. This is your cruise to express yourself, however you are. While some of you may sleep in the nude, this is a PJ Party so you will need to dress accordingly.


Day 3 – Ensenada

Dinner Dress: Dress to Impress

Theme Night: Haunted Ship

It’s October and Halloween is right around the corner, so why not celebrate early with your best costume (there will be a contest!). This is another great time to book a body painter to help you with your costume.

Day 4 – Sea Day

Dinner Dress: Dress to Impress

Theme Night: Mardi Gras

This is our signature event and we know how to “Let the Good Times Roll!”. There will be Purple, Gold & Green outfits as well as feather boas, masks, corsets and beads (lots of beads). This is a great night for body painting for those that are in the Mardi Gras spirit (book your appointment early to ensure availability).

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